Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Race Recap - 2013 Dublin Marathon

It is done! Four months after starting training and a year after running my first 5k, I finished the 2013 Dublin Marathon. It was my first ever race and it was AWESOME!

Catching Up
First, there is a lot of catching up to do because I've been a lazy blogger. Months of training passed rather uneventfully. Three weeks before the marathon I went to see a physio because the pain in my left foot, right between the ankle and the heel on the instep, had left me running with a limp. Those who recognise the symptoms may know what it was.

The physio identified the cause of the injury as overtraining. My total recorded distance is 900km; 500 of those kilometres were marathon training. Perhaps I was lucky to only get posterior tibial tendonitis and that only in one foot.

It was recommended I don't even try to run the marathon. Really? Me? As if! There was no way I was not going to try, although I learned to accept that I may not be able to finish. I spent over ten hours on the elliptical over the last three weeks and was thoroughly sick of the thing by the end.

The foot got better but it was not at 100% pre race. I did what I shouldn't have done, but what many will always do, and took some strong painkillers.

Five Days Before the Day after Tomorrow
There are a lot of opinions on carb loading. One of these opinions that it isn't all that important because the carbs your body does not use within a certain time period will get stored as fat. That time period is measured in hours, not days. There is still some truth to carb loading so I gleefully gobbled up all the carbs I could find. Not that I don't normally do that anyway because carbs are delicious!

I picked up my race pack on the weekend and bought a marathon day nutrition kit from High5. It was exciting and chock full of goodies. There was a bunch of gels, isotonic tablets, a free bottle, protein powder for recovery and one pretty tasty energy bar that I actually only ate today. The instructions said to take two gels an hour. That seemed a bit much so I planned to take one every 45 minutes.

Just Five More Minutes, Mum
I went to bed early the previous night and actually had a pretty good night's sleep. I was up at 5am, excited and ready to go. I could never train in the mornings because every time I tried getting up at 6am, I failed miserably because the snooze button is the best button ever invented.

Breakfast was two servings - in all fairness, they were small servings - of oatmeal and a bottle of isotonic drink. Keeping it simple. I braided my hair, put on my gear and stepped outside.

I'd been checking weather forecasts for a week. At first it was going to be raining - par for the course in Dublin, Ireland in the end of October - but on Sunday it said that Monday, the race day, would be 'bright, blustery with showers, some thundery.' Bright - great! But rain? Wind? Now, you can't really escape the wind in Dublin. I'd been doing most of my training runs in strong wind; over 30km/h is common enough.

It was cold. So cold! 10C and windy. Accounting for wind chill, it should have felt like 3C. I was wearing yoga pants over my capris; a windproof vest over my tank top and a waterproof jacket over that. I had already decided to run in the tank top because 10C is perfectly fine for it, if a little on the chilly side. Its a badass tank top from Australia's finest, Black Milk Clothing; it has muscle print on the back so, naturally, I had to wear it.

Half an hour later I get to the prep area. It's still looking a bit dodgy and there is a little light rain. I take off my warm yoga pants, the vest and the jacket, and put them in my bag. I take out the gels, put my phone in the arm band and stuff said gels between the band. I hand the bag to the kid in the storage area and walk to the starting area. It is 07:50. Wave three, where I am, does not start until 09:20. I have a plastic bag - the kind that they put over your dry-cleaned clothes - wrapped around my upper body but it doesn't help with the cold. I see many others with bin bags used the same way, with arm holes cut out. Many more wear long sleeves or layers. Only a few folks have been insane enough to go sleeveless, like me. There is no shelter from the cold, gusty wind on the street. Along with the other 15,000 shaking runners, I wait.

And So It Begins
The first wave starts at 09:00 and then the weather starts clearing up. The sun is out by the time my wave goes at 09:20. It's amazing! The wind persists but the sun makes everything immediately brighter and happier. Discarded clothes and bin bags line the barriers. The clothes will be donated to charity.

Before the first kilometre is over, a man leaps out of the pack and takes an urgent leak through a park fence. There were still queues outside the portaloos at start time so there are many others who didn't get a chance to go before the race. A part of the course goes through (a different) park and hundreds relieve themselves by the roadside, with the police right there. This is the only time they would ever get away with it in front of the cops. I even saw one lady squat. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

There are plenty of water stations where they had out small 250ml bottles. These are very handy; much better than larger bottles. The streets are lined with discarded plastic bottles and empty gel packs. The bottles get kicked around and accumulate in green waves in the gutters. There aren't enough bins around. Amazingly, everything was cleaned up by the next morning.

The first 10k were incredibly easy. The second ten were fine, too. Things got a bit uncomfortable about 30km in. At 35km my legs were hurting all over. My quads had never been in pain during or after training runs. Now they almost felt like they were constantly cramping and there was no relief from that. This is when I told the legs to shut up because I wasn't listening. It is said that that after 20 miles you run only with your brain because the body will start to constantly demand you stop, immediately. Parts of my legs are painful to the touch; it's never been like that before.

This was taken during the last stretch. I can tell because the gels are all gone.

There were probably thousands of people on the sidelines as we approached the finish line, yelling 'You're almost there!' to the exhausted runners. Mile (not kilometre) signs crept by with excruciating slowness. 5k is a pittance on its own but when it is the last 5k in a marathon, it feels infinitely more difficult. I'm sure its the same for those who finish in just over 2 hours; just...quicker.

And there it was, the finish line. I had just ran 42.195km/26.2m for the first time ever. It had taken 04:33:12. I only felt relief and accomplishment. I picked up the shirt and a finisher's medal, met my partner and walked to Pizza Hut get some pizza.

The pizza was great and I finished a half of it. After some longer training runs in the past I had felt nauseous for the remainder of the day. Maybe the gels helped? Then I tried to stand up from my chair - epic fail! This was only a wee sign of the things to come. After sitting on the couch at home for a few hours I was physically incapable of getting up using my legs. I had to lift myself up with my arms alone. I walked to work the next day, about 45 minutes, and back afterwards. Moving is supposed to help, and I can feel the improvement a little, although I still can't stand up from a sitting position using the legs. I don't see myself running again for a long time; definitely none of this 'four days after the marathon, do some light running' stuff. Haha! No chance.

The left foot is worse than pre-race. It is worse than when I stopped running, three weeks ago. I knew this would happen. Tendons are non-vascular and notouriosly take months to heal. Now have all the time in the world.

It's strange; after finishing a four-year part-time degree and training for a marathon, I have so much free time. There are many more books I'd like to finish and much more time to spend on video games. Maybe I'll even get to the gym once in a while; for the weights at first, not the treadmills. I probably won't be running on the pavement again until it gets warm again next spring. I'll see how I feel.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

False Alarm; It Didn't Get Difficult

Week 5 was a breeze. The long run was 17km (about 10.5 miles) and the temperature just over 20 degrees Celsius. It started raining heavily within minutes after I got back. Thunder and lightning and rain like a shower. I was inside, feeling accomplished.

The first 15km were easy. I'm not kidding. They were easy and fun. After that I got tired. A nice 30-minute walk to finish. No, wait, it wasn't actually all that nice because my legs hurt but they hurt less than after last week's (shorter) long run. I call that progress.

I ran through St. Anne's Park in Clontraf/Raheny. There are some cool places there that I did not see. I got a bit lost and only saw civilised lawns, too many people, and a dog park. The dogs were cute, running and playing all together.

But, yes, there are some less manicured areas that I must find and explore next time. All photos are credited to William Murphy.

 Some fake ruins.

 I may actually have been there. Look at those trees.



Two laps around the outside of St. Anne's Park is about 5km; it is not large by any means but there is wilderness there that I need to find next time.

Tired of silence and sick of music, I started listening to Iain Banks' Whit. Rest in peace, Iain, my favourite author. I have only read one other of his non-science fiction books and I love all of his Culture and non-Culture sci-fi. I like Whit thus far.

I submitted my undergrad dissertation yesterday. A day early but these things are best done with time to spare. I have been studying part time and working for full time for four years; it feels strange not to worry about university any more. For now.

Week six's long run is 12km and week seven's is 20km. Still no injuries yet. I signed up for a half marathon in the end of September, a month before the full marathon. It will be my first race; I never wanted to do 5k and 10k races.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Is This When it Gets Difficult?

Week 4 completed. Fourteen weeks to go.

Is this when it gets difficult? This week's long run of 15(.5) kilometres* (not quite 10 miles) was pretty hard. 

It was a beautiful day. You can't see the boats but there were loads of sails up on the Clontarf bay.


 Two weeks ago the grass was green. It hasn't rained in a month so things have got a bit crunchy. It didn't bother all the people chilling out on the grass, reading. I tried not to photograph any in case they wouldn't have liked that.


These two tracks up there have been created by runners and walkers, not cars. They are the reason I run there. Oh, and the sea breeze and wide open space.


I used to rent an apartment in that house. On the second floor where the big circular window is. It's 30m from water.


Time to turn around. It was low tide; the greenery you see there is not grass, it's seaweed. It all gets covered in water during high tide. During low tide, one can see people in their wellies digging for somethig. It may be mussels. I saw a dead dog there once, covered in seaweed. Maybe it was just seaweed shaped like a dog.


These flowers belong to the pea family, I believe. I found them right near the midpoint of my run. They don't seem to mind the lack of rain.

This route is there-and-back. I normally prefer a circular route where I don't have to double back but I am yet to find one that is not entirely pavement. The only issue with this particular route is that on the way out, the wind blows right in my face but on the way back it's from behind so it's not as cooling. I was seriously thirsty afterwards. I had brought a little 250ml bottle of water with me but I guess it was not enough.

The entire 15.5km took me 1h 40m. My last kilometres were all over 7min/km. It was just so hot

Weekend long runs get longer from now on and midweek longish runs will also lengthen. I am still injury-free and I have no new blisters. Once the heat is over my times may start to improve.

*kilometres are what the French call miles.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Hot in the City

It's a beautiful day, they said. Days like this are rare in Ireland, they said. Go and enjoy, it will be grand, they said.

It was not grand.

I nearly died, let me tell you.

My calves did not hurt at all during the third week's long run of 9km.Everyone who has ever started exercising something new knows that there will be pain for the first weeks and it is okay to work through it if it is muscle pain. Only if it's muscle pain and you know that it's not something else. The only way muscle tissue gets stronger is through use.
Sunday was hot. The entire last week was hot and this week will be too. The average temperature is around 25C in the shade. You may think that this sounds pleasant or even lower than you prefer your summer to be but for me it's uncomfortably hot - I don't tolerate heat well.

I wanted to stop as soon as I had turned around for the run back, only after 5.5 kilometres.

A cool wind is just about the only thing that gives hot weather a semblance of normality. In Dublin the average wind speed seems to be around 20mph (yes, miles, so...30kph) from experience; I'm sure official figures disagree. I have run in wind over 35mph (55kph) and it is hard going. Yesterday it was somewhere between 25 and 30km/h. As usual, when running by the shore, the wind was from east, right in my face. It was not easy but by the gods it was pleasantly cool.

On my way back, however, the wind stopped intermittently and heat took a toll on me. I'm the person on the bus who passes out when the windows are closed and I'm standing up. I'm the person who passed out in class once because it was too hot.

As soon as my 9km were done I walked and it was such a relief. The walk home took about half an hour and I managed to take a few pictures. I cross the river Liffey on my way out and back.

There was a new boat in dock. She was called Sea Cloud II. What the hell is a sea cloud and what happened to the first one?


My brain was wonky from the heat so this is a rather pathetic attempt at photographing the Samuel Beckett Bridge. It's a suspension bridge and one can feel it move when walking across.

Many a young lad jumps off the bridge in the summer on days like these. Every time I see them I hope that no one has tossed a bike off the side. Am I getting old because I don't want the stupid kids to impale themselves on a rusty broken trolley and die a horrible death, bleeding into the murky brown waters of the Liffey?


Looking west off the bridge one can see the Dublin city centre. 


To the east and south (also north, but that is behind me) is a rather sterile concrete and glass jungle of office buildings apartment blocks, the IFSC - and right by the water sits the old Ferryman pub, a pre Celtic Tiger relic that remains popular, unlike half the apartments in the IFSC that sit empty, expensive and unwanted. Like most pubs, The Ferryman has lovely flower arrangements hanging outside the windows but I don't think you can see those in the picture. Those arrangements are almost the size of a tiny car.


I took an accidental picture of my foot. These shoes are actually huge. I've misplaced my ankle socks and had to run in these long 1000-Mile socks instead. I bought these because they are double-layer, not because of some snake oil compression crap.


Close to home there's a railway bridge. The sound of trains does not bother me in the least; I don't notice them when I'm home. I lived close to another railway a long time and distance away.

Under the bridge lives the Pizza Troll.

The Pizza Troll eats a large pizza every Friday, leaving behind the box and crusts. This weekend I counted three big boxes and three little ones. Either the Pizza Troll had friends over or it had been dumped by another troll and sat there crying and binging on meatballs, mozzarella and pepperoni. I took a picture of the leftovers as well but it was NSF humans.


As lovely as the sun is - and I really do miss it when it's cold, overcast and raining like the average Irish summer - I hope the heat stops soon because I'm not sure how safe it is for me to run like I did on Sunday. I didn't bring any water; I'm sure that did not help but carrying around a bottle seems cumbersome and sweaty. Hip-level belts have never worked with my body type, they don't stay in place, so I wonder how a hydration belt would sit.

My 'lap' times were very stable around 6:30 per kilometer with only a few seconds either way, which was an improvement of about 20s over last week's very painful run. I'm not fast but I'm fine with that because this really is not about speed. It is an experiment in endurance for me.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Adjustathon

No one told me that I needed time to adjust to new shoes but you know what, even if they had told me, I would not have done it because I'm difficult like that.

Saucony Kinvara 4s have a toe to heel drop of 4mm. Apparently that is rather low and apparently one should alternate with old shoes to make sure one's body adjusts.

Pfffft. My old shoes were too small and there is no way I am wearing those again. Never ever. Not for running.

So then. Sure, the first two runs last week were fine. My calves hurt a little. The third run on Thursday was more painful but I had a whole day to recover so pfft, fine.

The weather was perfect for an Irish summer day on Saturday. I was hot but whatever because summer! Summer in Ireland! What is this mythical summer thing that I have not seen in eight years?

Summer happened and a 12km run happened. I used to live in this nice area called Clontarf. Clontarf is on the Clontarf bay and there is a walkway with a wide strip of grassland along it for a stretch of several kilometers. On a good day it's rather popular.

It was a good day. Sailboats on water, people on grass. Dogs running, people running, people walking, cycling, reading, sleeping on the grass. A dude boxing an invisible opponent, not too many kids running around.

I really should have taken pictures but the picture-taking device was strapped to my arm, GPSing away.

I find it easier to run on a dirt trail but for most of my runs I have to make do with pavement. I have pavement right outside my door, why should I bother to drag my ass farther?

What I'm trying to say is, it could have been worse. I may have had to run my 12k on pavement. But I didn't because actual grass grows in Clontarf and indeed the nicer areas of Dublin, whether plebes are allowed on it or it taunts us from a respectable distance in tiny front gardens.

The last 7k were painfully painful but my calves are almost all right by now, Monday afternoon. It's just muscle pain and as the muscles are stretching and getting stronger, I expect the problem to be gone by the end of this week.

But yes, you should alternate shoes if you buy new ones that are different from your old ones. Unless you are hard and stubborn like me in which case, enjoy the pain.

Oh, oh! Big news! I got a tan. An actual tan! I look slightly toasted. It's amazing because Ireland gets sun for about an hour each month, no joke.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Beach Bum

Last weekend I went to Lahinch in the windy west of Ireland. It looks like this:

Source: James Horan

Sometimes it does this:
Source: Lahinch Surf Experience
Lahinch is one of Ireland's better-known surf villages. It's a lovely one-street village on the Atlantic.
Yes, we did surf, or at least try. I failed horribly but it was two hours of immense fun. The water was about 12 degrees Celsius but did not feel cold in a wetsuit. No, I did not pee in my rental suit, although I am certain many who had worn it before had done exactly that.

Before surfing, though, I ran. I felt like this:
Source: DogDays
I ran for about an hour. I accidentally closed Endomondo right after starting the run so I don't really know the distance but I'm going with 9km.

There were jellyfish on the sand who could not all have been dead yet so I picked up a few and threw them back in the water.

On Friday, we went to the Cliffs of Moher. It was raining and misty so the cliffs looked a bit otherworldly:


On the way I met slugs protecting their young:

Interspecies love:

A few fat slugs thicker than my index finger:

 And an eerie tower rising from the mist:
This is O'Brien's Tower. It was more eerie than it looks in the photo above. Just as we arrived at the tower, it started raining hard and we left, trying to avoid stepping on myriad adventuring slugs.

Saturday afternoon after running, surfing and rather indulgent milkshakes, we went to the tiny village of Doolin that hosts several tourist shops, a real Irish country pub and a wonderful chocolate shop where I spent less than I probably should have.

Doolin also hosts the Northern hemisphere's largest free-standing stalactite in the Doolin Cave. The stalactite is bloody enormous:

Source: Doolin Cave
The stalactite is about 7 metres long, weighs over 10 tonnes and is, if I remember correctly, 700,000 million years old. This stalactite has grown faster than stalactites normally do, which is why it has reached this size at quite a young age.

Before descending into the cold, damp and awesome cave, I met Bob the rooster:

Sunday it was time to drive back to Dublin. Roads in rural Ireland are epic:
Source: Car Rental Ireland

No one actually does 100km/h on these roads.

Ireland is small, one can get to any other point in the country within four hours. This drive took less than three. Once back in Dublin, I went to have my running gait analysed.

Good news! I already knew I was a forefoot runner, duh, but I found that I run with a neutral gait. This sadly means that instead of interesting, multiply-padded fancy shoes, I get to wear boring neutral shoes. I bought a pair of Saucony Kinvara 4s.

Size 44. I have freaky feet. My big toes are my longest toes and they need lots of space when running. Unlike what most people think, most people's second toes are actually longer than their big toes. I have lost two toenails because of socks and shoes that were too small. I can't wear sandals this summer, boo-hoo. Whatever, I have freaky feet, so be it.

In women's shoes I can be from 40 to 41.5 or even 42 in some that fit especially small. They don't make women's shoes in size 44 so men's shoes it was. The toebox is roomy and this is exactly what I need.

I took my new, big neon yellow shoes for a run yesterday and although I could only find a random pair of cotton sports socks, I had no new blisters nor pruney toes after the run. Epic shoes!

The training plan for this week has three 5k runs and 12k on Saturday.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

From Humble Beginnings

I signed up for a marathon yesterday. I have no idea what I'm doing! I have eighteen weeks to train.

What do you know; eighteen weeks is exactly the length of most Hal Higdon's marathon training plans. He's a fast old dude so he must know what he is talking about, right? I'm not training for the Olympics here, only my first marathon. Being a regular human and not a magical unicorn, this plan will certainly suit me fine. I chose Novice 1; it fits because I'm a noob.

Today is my first training run. I converted the distances to kilometers - I operate on the metric system, yo. The distances are rounded up because I'm not a wuss. 

WEEK MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN
1 Rest 5 5 5 Rest 10 Cross
2 Rest 5 5 5 Rest 12 Cross
3 Rest 5 7 5 Rest 9 Cross
4 Rest 5 7 5 Rest 15 Cross
5 Rest 5 9 5 Rest 17 Cross
6 Rest 5 9 5 Rest 12 Cross
7 Rest 5 10 5 Rest 20 Cross
8 Rest 5 10 5 Rest Rest Half Marathon
9 Rest 5 12 7 Rest 17 Cross
10 Rest 5 12 7 Rest 25 Cross
11 Rest 7 13 7 Rest 26 Cross
12 Rest 7 13 9 Rest 20 Cross
13 Rest 7 15 9 Rest 29 Cross
14 Rest 9 15 9 Rest 23 Cross
15 Rest 9 17 9 Rest 33 Cross
16 Rest 9 13 7 Rest 20 Cross
17 Rest 7 10 5 Rest 13 Cross
18 Rest 5 7 4 Rest Rest Marathon
Source: Hal Higdon (http://www.halhigdon.com/training/51137/Marathon-Novice-1-Training-Program)
 

I was the worst at most sports in school. The slowest of the slow. The worst in anything that required moving quickly. This was in 2003. In August 2012 I started couch to 5k and finished in the requisite eight weeks. After that I kept running. I'm a lazy sod so I wasn't out in the streets three times a week, every week.

Lazy sods need a plan.

The Dublin Marathon takes place on October 28th, 2013. Let's do this thing.


Source: xkcd (http://xkcd.com/526/)